A Thousand Suns

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May 28 '12

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.

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Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.

geometricide:

youwillneverhavethisbagel:

prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:

wisewun1:

cloudingup:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

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